Browse Professor Quotes
It's very hard to control women.
—Gail Murphy-Geiss discussing women in hunter-gatherer societies in Sociology of the Family
Now this guy just need to find a hole to put his electron in.
—Professor Anderson Talking about Cell Biology.
Do you know the difference between 'r' and 'rho'? Could you explain that if a friend came up and asked ya?
—Professor Douglas Larmour in Probability and Statistics
The penis doesn't lie...unless ofcourse you sit there thinking 'cold shower...cold shower...cold shower...'
—Prof. Erdal discussing sexual disorders in Abnormal Psychology
I don't mind if you mess with reality.
—Visiting prof Doug Pray in Film Editing as Writing
Neither breasts nor balls has God.
—Dr. John Riker in Greek History and Philosophy discussing Aristotle's Unmoved Mover in _Ethics_